On way TO Chicago:
Security guy: Ma'am we need to search your bag.
Me: Ok sure.
Security guy: What the hell do you have in here??
Me: Uh....OH a stainless steel coffee mug!
Woman in line behind me: damn...that's one hell of a coffee addiction
Security guy: Next time warn a guy! That thing looks BAD on the xray.
Me: oh uh sorry.
On way HOME from Chicago:
*I had gotten rid of coffee mug and was HOPING not to be stopped....sigh
Security guy: Ma'am we need to search your bag.
Me: Ok sure. (waiting....waiting...waiting....while they search)
Security guy: (bringing bag back to me) Everything looks good, but I have one important question.
Me: Uh ok.
Security guy: (holding up my Fiber One Poptart box) Are these as good as regular poptarts?
Me: hahahaa no...but they ARE good and healthier.
Security guy: I'll stick to the real ones.
Me: Good choice.
Sigh...and to think I fly again in 21 days....
I hate security check in. They always make me sweaty and nervous, as if I actually DID have something illegal hidden in the folds of my bags...
ReplyDeleteI love the second conversation. 'cause that's what you want to do when you are trying to get home; debate the merits of your poptarts.
ReplyDeleteHAHA I like the second guy.....I love it when the security guys have a sense of humor
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