Monday, February 25, 2008

The Reason I'm Still Single

My dad wears Brut cologne. He puts it on right before he leaves the house. The last thing he does before leaving for work is say goodbye to my dog and give her a belly rub. When I lived at home she used to come back upstairs after he left and get back in bed with me, smelling just like my dad.

Today I was on the train and and was next to an attractive guy who was wearing Brut. I smiled at the memory of my dad and the guy must have thought I was smiling at him and said hello to me. In the split second I had to reply before my stop on the train, I responded with the first thing that came to mind.....

"Oh sorry, you remind me of how my dog smells."

And I wonder why I can't get dates.....

5 comments:

KathyR said...

That is the funniest thing I have read all day.

Kevin said...

Ditto what kathyr said.

Simply awesome. :)

Tracey said...

:) Too cute.

limoncelloSTYLE said...

now that's a 'girl' moment!!

Cheeky said...

What? He didn't take that as a total come on? Bwhaha