The coffee machine here at work has been broken for nearly a week. I went a little crazy the first day or two, but quickly recovered once I remembered the close proximity of my office to both Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts (or so I thought I had quickly recovered).
All staff email from our operations department "I'm happy to announce that the coffee machine is back in service!"
Reply to all staff from Hot British Guy that I work closely with "Thank you for resolving this. I think I speak for everyone when I say that a few more days working with coffee-less Kai were going to be more than any of us could handle"